A LONELY WAITRESS joins in the battle against Evil when she teams up with a cowboy and a spaceman in a stolen rental van for a cross-country mission to deliver some very special cargo! No, it’s not Coors or an elephant. Bad guys abound. Lotsa laffs. Tales of redemption, rebirth, etc. Not too much in the action department. Conspicuous use of big words; run-on sentences; semicolons. Overt use of cusswords. Fuck dang bum poop!

BROKEN LINES is an independently produced & distributed series of comics, which will theoretically make one big ol' graphic novel when completed. In its brief existence, Broken Lines has garnered some fine and positive reviews, which guarantees certain commercial failure. So with any luck, continued critical praise will doom the entire venture. So buy 'em while you can! Ha-ha!

IT'S NOT EASY writing plot synopses and teasers for books that haven't been printed or released yet. At least not for me. I'm probably too close to the story and too unwilling to give little bits of plot away, because heck, I enjoy books more when I don't know what's coming. But some people like to know what's coming. So I've written up a bunch of synopses (combined with the "buy an issue" page) to give you an extremely vague look at what is to come in the first bunch of chapters of BROKEN LINES. Enjoy that!